Gems From the Rubaiyat

XIX
I sometimes think that never blows so red
The Rose as where some buried Caesar bled;
That every Hyacinth the Garden wears
Dropt in her Lap from some once lovely Head.

Benchpress

Benched 1.11111 times the body weight today. Math makes everything more fun.

Pipe

A picture of a pipe, is not A PIPE. It represents a pipe and it is still a picture. Of a pipe.

Won't Work

“It won’t work.”
“Nonsense! You are only saying that because it never has.”

Wings

“You gave me wings when you showed me birds,” said Leonard of Quirm. “I just made what I saw.”

Type

I live the same as I type: Fast and with lots of mistakes.