Sometimes I scream for no apparent reason. It feels good.

There once was a man named McNameter
Who was blessed with both length and diameter
But it wasn’t his size
That was a surprise
‘Twas his rhythm: iambic pentameter

Let’s make a date, to tango quite late
And when we get tired, we’ll just hesitate.

The itch of writing can only be cured by the scratching of a pen.

This happened to me the other day.

(source: xkcd)

XIX
I sometimes think that never blows so red
The Rose as where some buried Caesar bled;
That every Hyacinth the Garden wears
Dropt in her Lap from some once lovely Head.

Benched 1.11111 times the body weight today. Math makes everything more fun.

Balls of steel .. make the world go ‘round.

A picture of a pipe, is not A PIPE. It represents a pipe and it is still a picture. Of a pipe.